“How many handbell conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. Nobody ever watches a handbell conductor.”
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“How many handbell conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. Nobody ever watches a handbell conductor.”
“How do you get a bellringer to play softer?
Give him music to read.”
“What is the dynamic range of a handbell?
Ringing or silent.”
“How can you tell if a bellringer is out of tune?
The bell is moving.”